biggestthingyoucansayiselephant:
mY BRAIN HAD BARELY EVEN FOROGT
NO
there will never be enough nudity of benedict cumberbatch on this website.
I know no one reads peoples ‘about’ section on facebook. But you should read mine.
I’m going to laugh at you from this fucking enterprise. Well as a dinosaur… I feel oblidged to tell you how silly you look down there scurrying about, so I laugh in hopes you’ll hear. Except you Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch, You may laugh above me. And I’ll be the lamb of chop and benedict… well benedict, you can be my burt, And I, your ernie!
Please if I get cancer let me make breakfast in bed for Bendict Cumberbatch and make it a smiley face with egg eyes and a bacon mouth, and please let me wake him up and serve him it than talk about various interests as I eat, than just as I feel myself dying, Martin Freeman comes from behind me and kills me while shouting
“HE’S MINE!”
And benedict being like
“No- Martin she’s just a friend!”
than as I bleed to death they make out in front of me.
Yeah.
bru·tal/ˈbro͞otl/
1.Savagely violent.
2.Punishingly hard or uncomfortable.
Sex: Seks:
Rudding animal penetration.
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